Baby propaganda

At the hospital after the baby is born, they give you a big package of free samples and propaganda for various baby products. We have about 5 “baby on-board” stickers to choose from, depending on whether we want our baby to be a sponsor of Nestle, Dodot, etc.

My favorite was the information sheet about having your kid join FCB Barcelona:

“Your baby is more than 24 hours old and still isn’t a member?”